Jason insisted that I get a full time maid who cooks
meals, cleans the house, and does the laundry.
None of us are accustomed to wearing ironed clothes, so this has been
quite an adjustment. Khun (Miss) Rin
came highly recommended, so I humbly submitted to my husband’s wishes and hired
her. Though I have always joked about
wanting an Alice (you know from The Brady Bunch), it is so awkward for me,
since I don’t like to impose on people nor am I used to being served. Even though we are only paying about
$460/month, this is a fairly lucrative job for Thai women and way more than
they would make in most other jobs. (This
is how I ease my conscience.) Khun Rin
is very sweet and efficient, so I’m slowly adjusting to life with a full-time
maid. I’m sure my list will grow as the
year progresses, but for now here are the
Top 20 Reasons to Hire a Full Time Maid (Only in Thailand)
20. It’s very
inexpensive ($460/month, M-F 8:00 am –
5:00 pm)
19. When you’re
trying to keep track of grocery expenses and your receipt looks like this, she
can circle the food items for you.
18. Your husband can
practice his Thai writing and Thai words with her. Jason knows a lot of words already, so I
think she wishes he were here all day to help translate J )
17. When you’re
responsible for bringing the salad to a dinner, you can ask her to make it, and
it’s much prettier. Check out how she cuts
the carrots!
16. She accompanies you
through foreign stores and markets and instinctively takes your little one’s
hand so he doesn’t wonder off. (Losing
your 5-year old lost in a large Bangkok store would be a little more
complicated and terrifying than losing him in Wegmans)
15.
Your clothes have
never before been folded so meticulously.
Even the boys’ Thomas and Ninjago underwear is folded to perfection.
Check out the before (me) and after (Thai
maid) picture.
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| Before |
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| After |
14. When your husband
dons his dress shirt for work, it is perfectly pressed, instead of looking like
he slept in it all night in the middle of a freeway. (My kids didn’t realize we owned an
iron. I think they thought it was a new
Thai thing.)
13. Instead of your husband coming home to frozen chicken
nuggets for dinner, he and your entire family experience delicious Thai dishes such as cashew chicken, chicken fried rice,
chicken panang prepared each day by your one and only Thai maid. Plus your children get to appreciate new
dishes and show their gratitude to her.
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| Cashew Chicken |
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| Less spicy option for the kids. |
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| Chicken and broccoli for kids, and Tom Ka Gai (Thai Chicken Soup) for adults |
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| Sauteed Morning Glory (a delicious vegetable) |
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| Austin loved the omelet she made. |
12. When you're running late to pick up 2 of your kids from school since you completely lost track of time, you can leave your youngest at home with her, and make it just in the nick of time by sprinting across campus. This may or may not be a hypothetical situation.
11. Your husband
always has clean underwear because she literally washes clothes every single
day, as opposed to the once a week that you take to do laundry.
10. When buying
chicken at the Thai street market, she, instead of you, can pick up the raw chicken,
which happens to be right next to the squid and fish, with her bare hands, because that’s how they roll. Though not the Thai market, this is Macro (Thai Costco).
9. If you’ve ever
wanted to get a taste of what the women of Downton Abbey experience, this is as
close as you’re going to get, minus the British accent, big poofy dress, and
pretentious attitude. Oh, and you do
still dress yourself.
8. Speaking of Downton Abbey, who else will ever call you "Madame"?
7. When you're running late to meet your kids after school, because you're doing something really important like getting a massage, you don’t have to
stress because they will be greeted with a warm friendly smile from her.
6. You actually have
time to do all kinds of frivolous activities like make a Top 20 List.
5. You have the time
and energy at the end of the day to help your children with homework, take them
to activities, mediate conflicts, host playdates, and volunteer.
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| Peeled Lamyai (don't they look like a bowl of eyballs?) |
4. She will go to the market for you and buy all kinds of fruit, and then peel and cut it. She also knows how to get the best deals.
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| Mangosteen, lamyai, and large watermelon (all for $3) |
3. You never have to clean your house, which happens to be
about three times the size of your townhouse in the US. And let’s face it; I never really spent that
much time cleaning anyway so why would I want to spend time cleaning 5 bathrooms
now when I could barely clean 2 ½ back home. (More pics of house in next posting)
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| Who wants to clean these windows? |
2. She will babysit your kids on the weekend for $3/hour while you party in the city.
1. You will never
have the opportunity to do this in most other countries, since only super
wealthy people can afford this back in the US (with the exception of the Brady
Bunch of course).